[mockingwords]
I’m going to put on the condom now, Miss Steele.” He mewled low and wryly into my external auditory canal
“
—

50 Shades of Grey

SAY ’EAR’!! JUST SAY ‘EAR’!!! FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!

(via i-found-you-justine-time)

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY HOW DID THIS POORLY WRITTEN FANFIC GET PUBLISHED AND THEN TURN INTO A BESTSELLER I JUST DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

(via isntsheclovely)

This is like that time on ‘Friends’ when Joey discovers the thesaurus.
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